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Our Features
Strategic Marketing
In a world where every penny counts, there's one group that knows the true value of a shekel — Jews! With centuries of financial savvy embedded in our DNA, we're here to revolutionize the way you think about money. Money through laughter: where every joke earns you a shekel and a smile!
United Community
Oh, what a glorious bunch we are! A tighter knit group than a bagel fresh out of the oven. So to all the goyim out there that join our mishpocha (family) - we stick together through thick and thin! Together, we're on a mission to spread smiles and break down walls, one punchline at a time.
Secure Tokenomics
In our united community, we celebrate not just the power of laughter, but also the wisdom of compounded interest. A meme coin is like discovering a shekel in the couch cushions – seemingly trivial, yet capable of yielding substantial returns. So, my dear goyim, embrace the wonderes of $JOOW.
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What is Joow?
Ah, shalom and greetings, my fellow jesters and jestees! I'm your friendly neighborhood Jewish comedian, here to spread some laughter and maybe even a little financial wisdom while I'm at it. You see, being Jewish and loving money—it's practically in my DNA! But fear not, my dear goyim friends, for I come bearing not just shekels, but also a treasure trove of jokes and puns to tickle your funny bones.
What are our plans?
Now, let's talk about my plans. My mission? To entertain, enlighten, and maybe even inspire a few belly laughs along the way. From poking fun at the stereotype of Jewish frugality to sharing tales of kvelling over a good deal, I'll have you chuckling faster than you can say "oy vey!" But beyond the humor, I'll also sprinkle in some pearls of financial wisdom because, hey, who says you can't learn while you laugh?
Why Hodl Joow?
Why on earth should you hodl $JOOW, you ask? Well, gather 'round, my crypto comrades, because we're not just in it for the thrill of the ride – oh no, we're here to build something sturdier than a matzo fortress! With our sights set on long-term sustainability and a commitment to our mishpocha (family), $JOOW isn't your run-of-the-mill token; it's your one-way ticket to financial fun and a beacon of trust in the wild world of cryptocurrency.
So, my fellow hodlers, fasten your seatbelts, grab your yarmulkes, and get ready to ride the blockchain $JOOW with all the flair of a Bar Mitzvah dance-off. May your wallets be as full as your bubbe's pantry – amen, and hodl on, my friends!
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Our Roadmap
Build a strong community
Succesful launch
Marketing & Promotion
1000+ Hodlers
Influencer Partnerships
CMC & CG Listings
Community events
5000+ Hodlers
$JOOW Merch
Youtube Promotions
CEX Listings
15000+ Hodlers
Tokenomics
Total supply:
8,888,888,888
Marketing:
5% (444,444,444)
Team:
10% (888,888,888)
Tax:
0%
LP burned:
100%
Revoked:
mint & freeze
How to buy
1. CREATE A WALLET
Acquire the Phantom Wallet or select your preferred wallet from the App Store or Google Play Store at no cost. If you're using a desktop, install the Google Chrome extension by visiting phantom.app/download.
2. GET SOME SOL
Ensure you possess SOL in your wallet to facilitate the swap to $JOOW. If SOL is absent, consider purchasing it directly through your Phantom wallet, transferring from an alternate wallet, or acquiring it from another exchange.
3. EXCHANGE SOL FOR $JOOW
Connect to Jupiter by navigating to jup.ag on Google Chrome or your browser of choice using your Phantom wallet. Establish a connection with your wallet. Input the $JOOW token address into Raydium, choose $JOOW, and proceed with confirmation. Upon receiving a wallet signature prompt from Phantom, authorize the transaction by signing.
4. $JOOW HODLER
Oy vey, let me tell you a little something about my latest investment move – I went and snagged myself some $JOOW tokens, and boy, am I kvelling with joy. My $JOOW balance is shining like a diamond!
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Ahoy, goyim! Thank you to all our hodlers for being a crucial part of the strongest community on SOL. Keep on hoarding those shekels, folks — we couldn't do it without you!
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